🍆 Super Fun Squishy Dick – Stress Relief Toy

Grab life by the shaft.

Feeling stressed? Squeeze the D. This absurdly soft and hilariously shaped stress toy is here to punch anxiety right in the balls. Whether you need a gag gift, bachelor party prop, or just want to spice up your desk setup, this squishy junk has your back (and your grip).

✅ Soft, squishy, and stupidly satisfying
✅ Makes a hilarious conversation piece
✅ No batteries, no shame — just vibes

Warning: causes uncontrollable laughter and immature giggles. Handle with sass.