Give the gift of old-school elegance with a modern middle finger. It’s polite, floral, and tells them exactly how you feel.
🎨 Looks like it belongs in grandma’s house — but definitely doesn’t 🖕 Says “Eat Shit” in beautiful script surrounded by fruit and flowers 💌 Perfect for frenemies, exes, coworkers, or anyone who’s earned it 🤣 Soft-touch cardstock so it feels fancy while being foul
Because sometimes “go to hell” just doesn’t have enough style.
