🍆 Penis Keychain – The Perfect Gag Gift

Sometimes, subtle just doesn’t cut it. Whether you’re starting trouble or just marking your territory, this shiny little schlong is ready to dangle with pride.

🔑 Small but mighty — fits in any pocket (or sense of humor)
🤣 Hilarious gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or weird flexes
🪙 Made of shiny metal — class it up while cracking them up
💼 Turns boring keys into instant conversation starters

Buy it for laughs, wear it for shock value. Either way, this little guy is packing charm.