🧠 Thinking Cap Drinking Hat – For Highly Advanced Dumb Ideas

Finally, a solution for people who wanna stay hydrated and look like an absolute legend.

🍺 Holds two drinks so you don’t have to choose between bad decisions
🧃 Built-in straw system = hands-free chugging like a professional idiot
⚠️ May increase confidence, volume, and unsolicited opinions
🎉 Great for parties, tailgates, frat moves, and Nobel prize rejection letters

Put this on and instantly level up from "moron" to "mastermind."
You're not drunk — you're brainstorming.