🌸 Vagina Keychain – Bold, Funny, and Proud

Keep your keys close and your confidence closer. Whether you're celebrating femininity, feminism, or just flinging around some fun, this silver coochie charm is here to make a statement.

🗝️ Compact, sturdy, and detailed — it's anatomically extra
🤣 Hilarious gag gift, unforgettable icebreaker, or power move
💪 Great for bachelorettes, bold feminists, or weirdos with taste
🎁 Comes carded with our Epic Loot backing so you can gift it proudly

Carry it loud, carry it proud. You’re not just unlocking doors — you’re unlocking conversation.